Sloth Babies

http://www.youtube.com/v/Pqio2G_Ra6g&hl=en&fs=1

I MUST cuddle one of these little dudes. Sooooooooooooo cuuute!
Another thing to chuck on the F-I List. :D

When bands start to suck

Why is it that the life cycle of pretty much any decent band/artist is that after about a decade or so they begin to suck?

example:

Metallica when they cut their hair and wrote about their feelings
Led Zeppelin when they went country
System of a Down when they released Hynotised + Mesmerize
Korn after 2004
The Offspring when they released mainstream pop hits
AC/DCs last album which was rather embarassing
Foo Fighters latest bland annoying shit
Ozzy Osbourne after 1998
Gun & Roses new crap + Axel Rose with Botox
Radiohead after Kid A
U2 - after Discotheque - don't get me started on those fags
Rammstein singing about vaginas - IN ENGLISH
Shihad with Beautiful Machine
The Feelers after 1998 - their first album was actually quite good, ie; NOT ANNOYING
Split Enz in the 1980s (apart from Message to my Girl)
Queen in the 1980s
KISS in the 1980s
Sabbath in in 1980s with no Ozzy
Weezer with the Green Album + Beverly Hills
Pretty much anything the Chilli peppers did after 1999 (with the exception of Road Trippin and one or two others)
Gwen Stefani going from punk chick to wigga grrl
Shirlie Manson and Garbage making pop songs played on ZM

All I can think of at the moment.

Exceptions:

The Beatles got better when they discovered psychadelics
Limp Bizkit got better after no one liked them anymore
Pink Floyd got better when Syd Barrett got put in the nut house and replaced
with Waters/Gilmour on lead

Cool Shit #1576 - Ice Palaces

Just found another thing to add to the Fuck-It List: stay at least one night in the Ice Hotel in Jukkasjärvi, Sweden.


Note: These are not my photos. They from google. :(



Until I can afford to get my ass to the land of Toblerone, I may have to be happy with this instead.

Fav Songs - A work in progress

Top 10:

Never Say Die - Black Sabbath
A Hard Road - Black Sabbath
Far Beyond the Quiet - I
Born to be Wild - Steppenwolf
The Rain Song - Led Zepp
Ten Years Gone - Led Zepp
Spiral Architect - Black Sabbath
Stations - Shihad
Wheels of Confusion - Black Sabbath
Dirty Women - Black Sabbath


Happy - Mudvayne
Kashmir - Led Zepp
Free Bird - Lynrd Skynrd
Message to my girl - Split Enz
Mama I'm coming home - Ozzy
Breaking the girl - RHCP
Turn it around - Black Seeds
Silent Lucidity - Queensryche
Be Mine tonight - Th' Dudes
Achilles Last Stand - Led Zepp
Shine Down - Godsmack
Fairies wear boots - Black Sabbath
Eye of the tiger - Survivor
N.I.B - Black Sabbath
Believer - 8 Foot Sativa
Pride (In the name of love) - U2
No More Tears - Ozzy
Loyal - Dave Dobbyn
Alone I Break - Korn
Photograph - Nickelback
Phlex - Blindspott
Where the streets have no name - U2
Oughta be in love - Dave Dobbyn
Champagne Supernova - Oasis
Long way to the top - AC/DC
Serenity - Godsmack
Supernaut - Black Sabbath
Three Libras - A Perfect Circle
Awake - Godsmack
Not Given Lightly - Chris Knox
Be Quiet and Drive - The Deftones
Dont look back in anger - Oasis
You can't kill rock and roll - Ozzy
Knife Party - The Deftones
Change (in the house of flies) The Deftones
Heavy Weather - Fly my Pretties
So True - The Black Seeds
Skyring - Mudvayne
Got the Life - Korn
Home Again - Shihad
Fall into Sleep - Mudvayne
Kill You - Korn
Still haven't found what I'm looking for - U2
ADIDAS Remix - Korn
Beg For Me - Korn
Thats the way - Led Zepp
Into the void - Black Sabbath
Pay the man - The Offspring
The Small Hours - Metallica
Realign - Godsmack
Sober - Tool
Fat Bottomed Girls - Queen
Prison Sex - Tool
Aenema - Tool
Satellites and Astronauts - In Flames
Godless - The Dandy Warhols
Not if you were the last junkie on earth - Dandy Warhols
Thoughtless - Korn
Psycho - System of a down
Witchy Woman - The Eagles
Underneath the gun - Limp Bizkit
Don't dream it's over - Crowded House
6 Underground - The Sneakerpimps
Run Rabbit Run - Eminem
Toxicity - System of a down
Let it rock - Kevin Rudoplf + Lil Wayne
18 and Life - Skid Row
California Love - Tupac + Dre
Dammit - Blink 182
Multiply - Xhibit
Rearranged - Limp Bizkit
Careful with that axe Eugene - Pink Floyd
Born Slippy - Undergound
Shoots and Ladders - Korn


:D



Led Zepp - , , , , When the Levee Breaks
The Answer, So True
Korn - , , , Twisted Transistor,
In Flames -, Only for the weak
Fear Factory - Archetype, Default Judgement, Invisible Wounds, Resurrection
Hotel California
Are you ready, Hells Bells, Rock and Roll Noise Pollution
Pacifier
Keep Away, Bad Religion
Metallica - Sad But True, Harvester of Sorrow, Dont tread on me
Nesian Mystic - Unity
Th'Dudes - Bliss,
Slice of heaven, Loyal,
The Doors - The End, Roadhouse Blues, Light my fire
Pink Floyd - Hey You
Forgot about Dre, Hallies Song
Muttonbirds - Anchor me
Slayer - Bloodline, Born to be Wild (cover)
Xhibit - , Spitshine
Dre + Eminem + Xzibit - Whats the difference
The Exponents - Victoria
Radiohead - Creep
Pain - Same old song
Split Enz - Message to my girl
Ace of Base - Dont turn around, The Sign, All that she wants
Disturbed - Down with the sickness
GNR - You could be mine, Mr. Brownstone
Stones - Love is Strong, Paint it black
Mick Jagger - God Gave me Everything



Secret Shame Favourites:

Sarah - Jefferson Starship
Dont turn around - Ace of Base
Animal - Def Leppard
Pour some sugar on me - Def Leppard
You can do it - Ice Cube + Lil Kim
Unchained Melody - Righteous Brothers
Dancing with myself - Billy Idol
New Zealand (Kainga Tuturu) -
From the inside - Linkin Park
Sugar we're going down swinging - Fall Out Boy
You're the Voice - John Farnham
Unity - Nesian Mystik
Backstreets back - Backstreet Boys
Walking in light - Th' Dudes
Dragon - April Sun in Cuba
I will survive - Gloria Gaynor
Hero - Mariah Carey
Dead or Alive - Bon Jovi
Rock DJ - Robbie Williams
The Rose - Bette Middler
Mary J Blige - Family Affair
In Da club - 50 cent

The Fuck-It List

This is a list of things I would like to do in life (but probably never will as lack of money/serosis of liver/ass cancer/morbid obesity/motorcycle accident leaves me parapalegic + sipping through straw):

Sport/Adventure:
(may need to take out life insurance)

3. Go skydiving
4. Bungy Jump (small one in Hamilton to start with)
5. Zorb
6. River boarding
7. Parasailing/gliding whatever its called
8. Land a kickflip (get skateboarding lessons in Cali)
9. Mountain bike NZs best tracks
10. Surf in California/Piha (perhaps pay for lifeguard boat so I don't drown?)
11. Snowboard Ruapehu/Whakapapa
12. Longboard down Luge track in Auckland
13. Jump off highest diving board at Kilbernie Pool
14. Jump off Paremata Bridge
15. Swim with dolphins
16. Whale watching
17. Scuba diving
18. Rock climbing (safety mat incase of equipment fail?)
19. Base Jump (only if I make it to age 70, or if I have nothing to live for at some point in my life, ie: family dead, severe facial disfigurement, 300 kilos overweight < in which case parachute may not work)
20. Volcano walk - (at age 50ish)
21. Racing car track
22. Racing motorcycle track
23. Hang-gliding (wear parachute?)
24. Glider plane
25. Fly-by-wire
26. Canyon Swing

Material Possessions;

1. Motorcycle (possibly Harley Davidson or super Jap bike)
2. House? (probably trailer @ park)
3. A boat (motherfucker!)

Animals:

Hold a tarantula (may have to drug it first so it doesn't move much)
Hold a baby monkey
Ride a camel
Gallop on a horse
Cuddle a sloth baby

Food and drink:

1. Buy a $500 bottle of wine and drink the whole thing in one evening
2. Eat snails, rabbit, huhu grubs, other disgusting shit, human flesh? (joke)
3. Eat a hot curry in India
4. Try a hot pepper (have ice cream/some form of cooling liquid handy)
5. Have ridiculously expensive and pretentious food at snobby restaurant where people go to be seen

Cool shit I have already done:

Bungy Swing + Bungy Extreme
Ridden a horse + sheep + goat + dog + dragon
Flying Fox
Shotover Jet
Helicopter ride
Six Flags Magic Mountain,
Disneyland, Knotts Berry Farm, DreamWorld
Landed an Olly,
dropped into skate ramp
Attempted surfing
Snowboarding @ SnowPlanet
Luge @ Rotorua
Been on overseas trip by myself twice
Met my adolescent hero (Mr. Iommi himself :D)
Seen most of my favourite bands in concert
Driven a car, forklift, crane, steamroller, motorbike
Touched a monkey, python, dolphin
Seen Orangutans up close
Ridden an Elephant


People I would like to meet but never will (note: No name-dropping if you do meet them!):

1. Guitar lesson from Dave Dobbyn/Tony Iommi/Jimmy Page
2. Skateboarding lesson from Tony Hawk/Danny Way/Elissa Steamer
3. Hug or kiss from Tom Hardy/Sully Erna/Ryan Phillipe/Leo DiCaprio/Jason Eaton/Adrian Grenier or some other sexy guy.

Places to visit:

1. Every single country in the world that doesn't have a terror alert above orange
2. Landmarks: Big Ben, London Eye, Uluru, Monopoly Streets (steal Angel Islington sign?) Eiffel Tower, All famous and classy/snobby art galleries + museaums (especially the Guggenheim and Smithsonian)
3. stay at least one night in the Ice Hotel in Jukkasjärvi, Sweden.

When I get older, losing my hair n shit:

1. Start up misfit gang of Biker Grannies
2. Change my name to May Hem (If I make it to 65)
3. Become Kleptomaniac (blame it on Alzheimers/younger generation)
4. Sex change?
5. Die alone in house full of cats (make sure they dont starve/feast on corpse)


Incase things get really shitty for me: ie; incurable disease

1. Try heroin/cocaine/P (perhaps O.D?)
2. Base Jump
3. Homosexual Encounter? (probably wouldn't go further than a kiss though, may require #1)